Monday Monday

What a way to end my long stretch! Today was a day of weirdos! First thing when we opened a lady was sitting outside waiting to drop off and of course all of our computers were down. Then when we rang up the first customer the shelf holding our money drawer fell. Then a few hours into the day our first laughable customer:
Him: (while standing in the middle of first aid aisle after just walking up and not even attempting to look) "Maam where would I find the bandaids?"
Me: "on the top shelf to your left"
A minute or two later...
Him: (again after not attempting to look) "Maam where would I find the vitamins?"
Me: tempted to say on the aisle with all signs stating vitamins "The next aisle to your right"
A minute later...
Him: "Maam, I'm looking for b-i-o-t-i-n"
Me: I take him to the vitamin aisle and show him the biotin.
Him: "can I pay you for these?"
Then at the register...
Him: "is this good for hair skin and nails...that's what she told me to get"
Me: "she told you to get hair skin and nails? Then I'll show you that"
Him: "well what do you think I should get?"
Me: "I think you should get what she told you to get."
So he pays and leaves and then about 4-5 minutes later he comes walking in front of the pharmacy and says,
"Maam I've never been in here and can't get out. Which way is the front of the store?"
My technician had to turn around to keep from laughing in his face which left me to answer his question with a straight face. Bless him!

So then I call a vet office for a refill on a dog...yes animals get their medicine filled here too.
Him(in the MOST country accent you can imagine): "ello"
Me: "is this dr. Soandso office?"
Him: "well, I work for him"
Me: "this is the pharmacy calling to request a refill on one of his patients"
Him: "well I reckon that'd be aight."
Me: "well is the doctor available?"
Him: "nah, he aint here"
Me: "what time do you expect him to be in"
Him: "I reckon he'll be in this afternoon"
So then when I called back, the vet was not much better...whew.

Then a man approached the window and showed one of my techs a pacifier and said in a foreign accent, "my wife sent me for this and nipple stuff for when baby (sucky face) on her." Bless her heart she had no idea what he was talking about and the other tech couldn't hardly keep from laughing long enough to show him where the creams were.

People like this kept our day interesting enough that it flew by and now I am about to enjoy my two days away from this place!! Woohoo!!!
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